A song in honour of negative bill yields

With apologies to the Stones...

I saw her today at the announcement

Her prepped remarks in her hand

I knew she would make that pronouncement

Uncapped RRPs now are banned

No you can’t always get what you want

You can’t always get what you want

You can’t always get what you want

But if you try sometime you find

You can get what you need

And I went down to place some cash

To get my fair share of abuse

Singing, “Short yields have really crashed

If I buy here, I’m guaranteed to lose!”, yeah

No you can’t always get what you want

You can’t always get what you want

You can’t always get what you want

But if you try sometime you find

You can get what you need

And I went down to the Chelsea wine bar

With a friend who was short T-Bills

I was standin’ in line with Mr. Jimmy

And man, did he look pretty ill

We decided to have a Bordeaux

My favoruite flavor, Pomerol

And I spun my line to my friend Jimmy

‘They can’t control cash rates at all’

I said

Oh you can’t always get what you want

You can’t always get what you want

You can’t always get what you want

But if you try sometime you find

You can get what you need

I saw her today at the reception

Pretend rate hike in her hand

And she was practiced in that art of deception

‘Cause I could tell that she really can’t

Oh you can’t always get what you want

You can’t always get what you want

You can’t always get what you want

But if you try sometime you find

You can get what you need