QE, or not QE?

King WEIDMANN and Lord SCHAUEBLE have arranged for DRAGHI to converse with ANGELA.   They withdraw to observe the conversation.

Exeunt WEIDMANN and SCHAUEBLE

Enter DRAGHI

DRAGHI

QE, or not QE: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous markets,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by easing end them?   To buy: to sleep
At last; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks
That Europe's heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd.   To buy, to sleep:
To sleep: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that balance sheet what dreams may come
When we have synthesized this fall in oil,
Must give you pause; there's the respect
That makes us act in economic strife:
For who would bear the whips and scorns this time,
The oppressor's wrong, the German's contumely,
The pangs of lower price, the law's delay,
The insolence of office and the spurns
That patient demerit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself his quietus make
With a buy ticket?  Who would Merkel bear
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that dread of debt until death,
The undiscover'd country from whose bourn
No economy returns, puzzles the will
And makes us rather cure those ills we have
Then fly to others that we know not of?
Thus deflation does make radicals of us all;
And thus the native hue of resolution
Must triumph o'er the pale cast of thought
And enterprises of great pith and moment
With this regard the current turn awry,
All in the name of action--Soft you now!
The great Angela!  Frau, in they orisons
Be all my buys remember'd

ANGELA

Good lord, what are you on about, love?   Das ist nicht gut.  Karlsruhe, please pick up the white courtesy phone.  Karlsruhe....