There is a Carlsberg advertising theme that has been running for years that is on the lines of "If Carlsberg did xyz" followed by...
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Sinostriches
TMM have been suffering deja vu. Groundhog year perhaps. The check list - European spreads - check Bank bailouts needed - check Equity marke...
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This Is How You Get Got
You're in the Bushveld digging up rocks Got, this is how you get got LSE listed and offshore borrowings too Got, this is how you get got...
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A Spanish Farce
[Outside a Spanish restaurant] Spanish Government [patting pockets] - "Hang on... Has anyone seen my credit rating? I can't seem t...
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Inglorious Europeans
The post we planned on today has had to be delayed. But we leave you with a question - Are the current European negotiations going the same...
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Wasp in a Bottle.
Yesterday TMM were trying to write a post and just gave up after rewriting a couple of paragraphs a few times as each sentence suddenly se...
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Struwwelpeter - Moral Tales for Modern Europe
"Just look at him! there he stands, With his nasty hair and hands. See! his nails are never cut; they are are grim'd as black as so...
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You know it's May when..
You know it's May when- 1) Greece is doing its best to detract holiday makers and you wonder if you should forgo the deposit on your Gre...
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Poll Results and Ramblings.
Thank you for the many votes from various quarters and first we apologise for a lack of graphs and charts. We have some of the results but a...
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Greek Exit. What do YOU think?
In TMM's eyes today is crucial as to whether the European markets nose dive in flames or skim the treetops and head back into clear air ...
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The 19 stages of a Eurogeddon Monday.
OK, Greece. Are they really really clever or just so completely and utterly stupid they shouldn't be trusted with a pair of blunt sciss...
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How the Banks See Each Other
This week has been dominated by news about banks. We have had JPM's trading slip up, Credit Agricole's collapse in profits because o...
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Friday Questions
"The world was darkling. The very air seemed brown, and all things about were black and grey and shadowless; there was a great stillnes...
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Kerwang Markets
A few years back TMM did their motorbike test with 3 good friends. Not so much because any of us had real aspirations to brave the London ro...
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Behavioural Model.
What a difference a day makes. "Sell Aud? Australia? Where's that? We are back to selling Europe again". TMM's Bloomberg ...
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T'was a Dark and Stormy Night
We've been playing Battleships with the RBA - RBA's go. -50bp. Booosh. Hit...... Battleship AND Destroyer. Otherwise known as our sh...
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